Glinda is a cunt

by Teresa Finney

In The Wizard of Oz, Glinda says to Dorothy after the Wicked Witch of the West threatens her about the ruby slippers: “Keep tight inside of them — their magic must be very powerful or she wouldn’t want them so badly.” 

Later after the witch has gone, Glinda tells her, “I’m afraid you’ve made a rather bad enemy of the witch.”

Bitch, the only reason why Dorothy kept those shoes on was because you told her to! You made the witch hate her! I think Glinda is one sneaky little cunt and I’m going to explore this thought further.