Teresa Finney, the drinking game

by Teresa Finney

-Drink every time you delete a boy’s number from your phone.

-Take two shots of a liquor that you hate every time you re-add any boy’s number that you already deleted. (Have you learned your lesson yet, dummy?)

-Drink every time you cry on the train.

-Drink each time you consider leaving New York for good.

-Drink every time you send a picture of your gorgeous nephew to friends who probably hate kids.

-Take a shot for every magazine you’ve applied to be an intern at.

-Take another shot each time they don’t hire you.

-Do a shot of tequila each time you tell someone you can’t meet them for brunch and you don’t tell them that the reason why is because you’d rather stay in bed and watch Cheers.

-Drink one glass of merlot for every online publication that has rejected your writing.

-Shotgun a beer every time Sam and Diane make you cry.

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